Salvini & Trump aka: ” la crème politique de la crème politique” have recently been spotted guzzling down gallons of lager in London East End and ogling lecherously at some old ladies in close proximity. So a life-saving hair of the dog was duly needed in the wee hours. However, the trick did not work out as Trump & Salvini, by force of urinary urgence, were seen peeing sitting down…(caught red-handed, that is), a very unmasculine procedure for two born-and-bred cowboys..isn’t it? As a matter of fact, Trump utterly denied it the following day, stating it was his gay aide, who had been crippled by belligerent urinary incontinence.
The geezers IQ seems to have grown out of proportion when visual contact was first made. They share the same pioneering views on migratory dynamics: like re-introducing the pillory, the Judas cradle, the heretics fork, the lead sprinkler and so forth. Also, they are on the same wavelength when it comes to slandering the meek and the undefended, a routine task they particularly enjoy doing. Hats off to these avant-guard sods!
Believe it or not, I am quite mesmerized by these budding Nobel Prize winners. What Trump & Salvini do not know though is that a true gentleman always pees sitting down.
Claxx
For many people Trump equals to rock-bottom, but not in the Midwest. There lies the heart of America….Ted Nugent’s territory (musically speaking, of course).